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HTTN’s Canucks Wallpapers Solve Everyone’s Problems

Written on October 14, 2010 at 08:38, by HTTN

We at HTTN have decided to solve all your problems.  How, you ask?  The answer is so obvious – through wallpapers.

octoberwallpapersmdownload fullsize wallpaper below

If Your Girlfriend/Wife is Not as Big a Hockey Fan as You

Instructions:

Hijack her computer, set HTTN’s October Canucks Schedule as her desktop background, and brace yourself for the backlash.  Yes, she’ll be breathing fire at first, seeing that you’ve replaced that picture of her and her mom with Henrik Sedin, but give her a few days.

She’ll soon realize that the information in front of her is invaluable.  She already knows that she’d be better off talking to her cat than asking how your day was during a game, so at least now she has your zone-out schedule at her fingertips.

If You Are Not as Big a Hockey Fan as Your Boyfriend/Husband

Instructions:

Further to the above, you now have an exact schedule of your loved one’s couch potato times. However, you should also realize that there are two 17 minute breaks where the man is at loose ends. Need the garbage put out? Need that lightbulb replaced?  He’ll be happy to have something to do, and with this desktop background, you have the exact schedule of when to have your housework list ready to go.

For the Hardcore Hockey Couple

Instructions:

Your date nights now have a schedule! Unfortunately men, it’s not when you sit down together to watch the game.  This, for some reason, doesn’t count as “quality time.” Probably because you enjoy it too much.  Take her out to watch any movie you hate, and you are somehow earning points.  At least now you can make sure you schedule it on the Canucks’ off nights.

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Other Relationships

I know I’ve left out the case where the female is the hockey fan in the relationship.  If this is your situation, call us over, we’d be happy provide your man with a punch in the face.

Singles, We Haven’t Forgotten You

So maybe you’re feeling a little lonely.  Worry not, your first love, the Canucks, will always be there for you.  Imagine turning on your computer as you start work early in the morning.  You’re in that usual dreary morning work mood, and you see on your hot new desktop that the Canucks have a game against the Flames tonight at 7.  All of a sudden you’re on top of the world, and the day just flies by!

Of course you’ll still be lonely and depressed on non-game days, but let’s be honest, being happy every 2.65 days or whatever the frequency of Canucks games is – it’s an improvement on the current situation.

Canucks October Wallpaper

Click on thumbnail to enlarge and save it to your computer by right-clicking on the enlarged image.

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Dave Lee-Son is a graphic designer and a big Canucks fan. He combines these two passions to bring you this desktop wallpaper.

For comments, feedback, or design inquiries, please email him at: dlee-son@shaw.ca

  • http://www.canuckz.com Binh

    Love it! Rob’s requested for us to create more wallpapers that actually look like calendars.. so I think we’re going to appropriate your idea next time!

  • http://Kanuckrisy.blogspot.com Krisy

    And I thought the singles are forgotten.. Thats so me though :) Are you going to post a wallpaper for every month? :D I NEED it! lol

    @LuuLuoKrisyx1x

  • http://headtothe.net HTTN

    Yes Krisy, we will be doing one every month from now on.

  • http://twitter.com/BCBerrie Baw-nee

    Hahaha Love ALL Of it!! The Wallpaper, the 411 on how to make sure it everyone is happy! :p You need your own Dear HTTN romance column on how to deal with unhappy couples!

  • http://twitter.com/BCBerrie Baw-nee

    Krisssssssssssssssssyyyyyyyyyyy!!! ♥

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