We at HTTN have decided to solve all your problems. How, you ask? The answer is so obvious – through wallpapers.
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If Your Girlfriend/Wife is Not as Big a Hockey Fan as You
Hijack her computer, set HTTN’s October Canucks Schedule as her desktop background, and brace yourself for the backlash. Yes, she’ll be breathing fire at first, seeing that you’ve replaced that picture of her and her mom with Henrik Sedin, but give her a few days.
She’ll soon realize that the information in front of her is invaluable. She already knows that she’d be better off talking to her cat than asking how your day was during a game, so at least now she has your zone-out schedule at her fingertips.
If You Are Not as Big a Hockey Fan as Your Boyfriend/Husband
Further to the above, you now have an exact schedule of your loved one’s couch potato times. However, you should also realize that there are two 17 minute breaks where the man is at loose ends. Need the garbage put out? Need that lightbulb replaced? He’ll be happy to have something to do, and with this desktop background, you have the exact schedule of when to have your housework list ready to go.
For the Hardcore Hockey Couple
Your date nights now have a schedule! Unfortunately men, it’s not when you sit down together to watch the game. This, for some reason, doesn’t count as “quality time.” Probably because you enjoy it too much. Take her out to watch any movie you hate, and you are somehow earning points. At least now you can make sure you schedule it on the Canucks’ off nights.
I know I’ve left out the case where the female is the hockey fan in the relationship. If this is your situation, call us over, we’d be happy provide your man with a punch in the face.
Singles, We Haven’t Forgotten You
So maybe you’re feeling a little lonely. Worry not, your first love, the Canucks, will always be there for you. Imagine turning on your computer as you start work early in the morning. You’re in that usual dreary morning work mood, and you see on your hot new desktop that the Canucks have a game against the Flames tonight at 7. All of a sudden you’re on top of the world, and the day just flies by!
Of course you’ll still be lonely and depressed on non-game days, but let’s be honest, being happy every 2.65 days or whatever the frequency of Canucks games is – it’s an improvement on the current situation.
Canucks October Wallpaper
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Dave Lee-Son is a graphic designer and a big Canucks fan. He combines these two passions to bring you this desktop wallpaper.
For comments, feedback, or design inquiries, please email him at: firstname.lastname@example.org