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Proof that Brad Marchand is a child stuck in a man’s body

Written on January 10, 2012 at 10:42, by HTTN

If you haven’t read Brad Marchand’s blog post in which he responds to his 5-game suspension yet, you really should. Parts of it are hilarious. Others are just poorly written. Either way, it’s a good laugh.

The title of this post says Marchand is a child. This little segment is what proves it:

I don’t care what people who don’t know me and I don’t know them and they have no meaning to me, I don’t care what they say. I don’t really care what my reputation is. I just want to play. I’m doing this as my job. I love this team. I’m just trying to be a player and I don’t care what my reputation is really.

He says “I don’t care” 3 times in this tiny excerpt. Sounds like me when I was 5-years old and my mom told me I wouldn’t be able to eat until I cleaned my room.

So there you have it: Brad Marchand is a 5-year old stuck in a 23-year old’s body.

  • The Aly

    As someone who has been accused of the same label all i have to say is “i know you are but what am i” leave Marchand alone he’s killing it in my hockey pool.

  • Kky_wong

    That’s what you care about, your bloody hockey pool?!?!

  • Anonymous

    Leave him alone? He didn’t leave Salo alone…